I finally submitted to the years of peer pressure and Burning Crusade hype. I now have a World of Warcraft account. For now, it’s just a single level 10 Tauren. And thankfully I’ve had some friends and a guild to lend me a hand and give me some advice – no twinking unless free bags and a little gold count as twinking. I’m still a purist about this sort of thing.
Some initial thoughts.
1) Trial accounts are evil. Sure, Blizzard gives you ten days, but those ten days mean only sixteen baggage slots. You can’t give items to people, trade items to people or get stuff in the mail. So a lot of the group dynamic stuff is lost and you continually run back and forth to and from town to sell the crap you picked up so you have enough room for your quest loot. No wonder I upgraded.
2) So the Tauren are Sioux? Or Cherokee? Maybe Mandan? Something Native American. Here I thought I would be a big bad minotaur eating Athenian virgins, but instead I go on vision quests, learn the Way of the Hunter, and talk to people called Brave Cloudhoof or Shaman Hufflepuff. The only non-Indian thing I do is use a tiny portion of a dead animal instead of the whole thing. If there were bison around, I’d probably have a quest that involves collecting horns and nothing else.
3) The difference between medium graphics and high graphics isn’t that stark. I was astonished. But then I remembered that you don’t sell five million boxes by keeping really good stuff hidden from mid-range users. Everybody already knows how great the art design is.
4) I always feel sorry killing goblins because they make such a sweet, cute sound when they die. And they are tiny.
5) The trade chatter in the channel is either a special language crafted by illiterates or an efficient way of trading crafted by stock brokers.
I should probably make new characters on new servers to see how this goes. And I promise that this blog will not turn into Yet Another Blog Wherein The Blogger Bitches About His Guild. But I will post questions and game design thoughts as they come to me. And try better to tie them to strategy games.