Not only am I mostly flummoxed in the gift search for my wife, I go to Gamespot this morning to find a PC Game based on Deal or No Deal sitting at number 3 on the sales list.

Look, America, Deal or No Deal is not a good show. The game requires no skill beyond keeping your greed in check and it can be played in ten minutes instead of being dragged out to an hour. Howie Mandel should grow his hair back, too. And now you want to play it on your computer screen? You realize that with twenty index cards, a calculator and a bored friend you can do the same thing, right?

And you know it’s Christmas because of the four Sims 2 titles on the list. OK, that happens every week. But one of them is a holiday pack.