As I sort through two years of posts, trying to organize them into categories that make sense, I thought I’d go through the logs of Portico and see what brought people to my corner of the internet to begin with. You can learn a lot about people from what they search, if those leaked AOL logs are to be believed.<\/p>\n
The most common searches were, naturally, people looking for me. Many of them students trying to find my AIM name so they could harrass me. Many from a regular reader who apparently doesn’t know how to bookmark a website. At any rate, those kinds of searches are quite boring.<\/p>\n
Like Gaul, Portico searches are divided into three parts.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n Hearts of Iron Swastika Hacks<\/strong><\/em> – This is a disturbingly common search. I’m all for historical fidelity, but the dozens of people who ended up at Portico looking for Nazi flags is still a little peculiar. People<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\nGames<\/ul>\n
\nPax Romana interface mod<\/strong><\/em> – All the mods in the world won’t help.
\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Imperialism 2\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153food\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/em><\/strong> – At least this one makes sense. Keeping a steady food supply is fiendishly difficult in Imperialism 2<\/em>.
\nkatmari damacy for personal computer<\/em><\/strong> – Dream a little dream for me.
\nhow to make your dragoon hms to dragoon ultimate hms<\/em><\/strong> – I think this is game related.
\n“best warcraft player”<\/em><\/strong> – You won’t find him here.
\nbfme 2 is a clickfest<\/em><\/strong> – Is not.
\nFrisians in rpgs<\/em><\/strong> – Some people have very particular tastes.
\nHow is the Portuguese stick guessing game played<\/em><\/strong> – I don’t know what this game is.
\nBreast Grabbing Games<\/em><\/strong> – Or this one.
\ninternet games that you get to be a giant women in a bikini<\/em><\/strong> – I need to find this game.<\/p>\n