{"id":290,"date":"2005-12-07T16:58:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-07T20:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/?p=290"},"modified":"2006-08-18T16:26:19","modified_gmt":"2006-08-18T20:26:19","slug":"january-cgm-and-failed-diplomacy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/2005\/12\/07\/january-cgm-and-failed-diplomacy\/","title":{"rendered":"January CGM and failed Diplomacy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This month&#8217;s Computer Games Magazine announces &#8220;37 PAGES OF REVIEWS.&#8221; That&#8217;s twenty games, in case you were wondering. Some big reviews in there too. <i>Quake IV<\/i>. <i>Age of Empires III<\/i>. <i>Civilization IV<\/i>. <i>The Movies<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>And a few of mine. I review <i>Down in Flames<\/i>, <i>Diplomacy<\/i> and <i>Rome: Total War: Barbarian Invasion<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s so much in this month&#8217;s magazine to respond to that I don&#8217;t want to deal with the entire issue right here in a single post. All of the columns are strong, there is a flight sim reviewed (!!!) and this month&#8217;s Revisionist History on <i>Seven Cities of Gold<\/i> hits a nail on the head that&#8217;s been aching to be hit.<\/p>\n<p>So, now that my review has been published,  I&#8217;ll talk a bit about <i>Diplomacy<\/i>. The relatively warm reception it&#8217;s been getting has been <a href=\"http:\/\/uticensis.blogspot.com\/2005\/11\/diplomacy-sliding-south.html\">bugging me for a while<\/a>. And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/phpBB2\/viewtopic.php?t=23112\">not<\/a> just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.1up.com\/do\/blogEntry?bId=6028913&amp;publicUserId=5647873\">me<\/a>. But this is something different.<\/p>\n<p>In my review, I make the point that <i>Diplomacy<\/i> is not really about the rules of the game. It&#8217;s about the people you are playing with and interacting with them. And I doubt you can do that against a computer opponent.<\/p>\n<p>I can already hear some of you thinking about how diplomatic relations work so well in other strategy games. But <i>Diplomacy<\/i> is different because the negotiations aren&#8217;t just part of the game; they are the game. There&#8217;s nothing but deals, and qualified pacts, and feigned allegiance and the inevitable knife in the back &#8211; the knife you know is coming, if not when. Without a convincing human-like opponent, the single-player game never rises to the level where it feels like <i>Diplomacy<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>And if you are going to do a straight port of a classic board game, you have to get the feel right. Paradox doesn&#8217;t, and there simply isn&#8217;t enough in the board game design to make an interesting single player experience. (Oddly, <i>PCGamer<\/i>&#8216;s Dan Morris endorses <i>Diplomacy<\/i> specifically for its single player mode.) The game turns into the mathematical movement of armies and navies against a clump of enemies that are usually out of position anyway. If you can survive to the mid-game, you will win.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, without opponents, <i>Diplomacy<\/i> begins to look a little like its arch-enemy <i>Risk<\/i>. You just accumulate army after army until you have enough in the right places to push to victory. Yawn.<\/p>\n<p>I will still look forward to the next Paradox production, but I am getting increasingly frustrated with the apparent &#8220;shove it out the door&#8221; approach that has seemed to afflict recent releases. And they self-publish now, so they can&#8217;t blame &#8220;the suits&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe <i>Diplomacy<\/i> is simply untranslatable beyond building a competent multiplayer setup &#8211; which can be done for a lot less money than Paradox spent on grunting avatars for this dog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This month&#8217;s Computer Games Magazine announces &#8220;37 PAGES OF REVIEWS.&#8221; That&#8217;s twenty games, in case you were wondering. Some big reviews in there too. Quake IV. Age of Empires III. Civilization IV. The Movies. And a few of mine. I review Down in Flames, Diplomacy and Rome: Total War: Barbarian Invasion. 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