{"id":126,"date":"2005-05-17T16:58:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-17T20:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/?p=126"},"modified":"2006-08-19T20:30:30","modified_gmt":"2006-08-20T00:30:30","slug":"why-i-hate-pc-games","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/2005\/05\/17\/why-i-hate-pc-games\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I hate PC Games"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The title exaggerates, of course. As a strategy gamer, I haven&#8217;t many choices and I have been gaming on a PC for as long as I have been gaming seriously.<\/p>\n<p>But today I had to help a friend with a problem.<\/p>\n<p>He is a casual gamer. He likes games and plays them quite a bit, but doesn&#8217;t read about them, can&#8217;t troubleshoot them and asks me for recommendations. The other day he asked if he should buy <i>Rome: Total War<\/i> or <i>Pirates!<\/i> Since he was already committed to buying <i>Imperial Glory<\/i> later this week, I suggested <i>Pirates!<\/i> It&#8217;s a different game than <i>Rome<\/i> and <i>Imperial Glory<\/i> and would show PC creativity at its peak.<\/p>\n<p>Today he IMs me. <i>Pirates<\/i> keeps crashing and he doesn&#8217;t know why. &#8220;It meets the system requirements&#8221;, he says. I have to tell him that listed system requirements are usually no better than a guess and often lowball, but yes, his system should handle <i>Pirates<\/i> just fine.<\/p>\n<p>So I ask him about his video card. He has no idea. I show him where to find this information and he tells me has Intel integrated graphics. Yes, this is a laptop.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t want to tell him the bad news (that this could take a long time and still not work) so I tell him to update his drivers. In other words, I find the driver website, point him there and tell him what to do.<\/p>\n<p>Then I ask if he has patched <i>Pirates! <\/i>He has no idea what I am talking about.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t be hard on him. He&#8217;s a very smart guy. A successful professional, a risk taker who is midcareer change. A real stand-up guy who is a Master of Madden.<\/p>\n<p>But patching is something that we PC gamers take for granted. So I link him there and talk him through the process.<\/p>\n<p>He then &#8211; understandably &#8211; asks how he can get a better video card for his laptop. He&#8217;s not ready for that, yet.<\/p>\n<p>All of this gets me frustrated for him. All these great games out there that require fine-tuning, downloading, updating&#8230;all those things that we serious PC gamers just take as a matter of course are flummoxing him.<\/p>\n<p>If I was smarter I would have asked him more about his computer before recommending anything. Of course, none of this was an issue when I recommended <i>Political Machine<\/i>. But this type of crap is one big reason why PC games will never catch up to consoles in market share. I think that most PC games are better, more enjoyable and deeper. But they are also a pain in the ass to use unless you have been playing them for years.<\/p>\n<p>This little adventure may have pushed my friend over the edge into buying a gaming desktop, since, through my evangelism, he knows there are lots of great games out there for the computer. But it&#8217;s a shame that we had to spend so much time in frustration and IM guessing game hell because he can&#8217;t play one of the best games of the last two years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The title exaggerates, of course. As a strategy gamer, I haven&#8217;t many choices and I have been gaming on a PC for as long as I have been gaming seriously. But today I had to help a friend with a problem. He is a casual gamer. 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