{"id":1085,"date":"2008-10-27T11:35:50","date_gmt":"2008-10-27T15:35:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/2008\/10\/27\/i-want-to-be-a-mutant-too\/"},"modified":"2008-10-27T11:35:50","modified_gmt":"2008-10-27T15:35:50","slug":"i-want-to-be-a-mutant-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/2008\/10\/27\/i-want-to-be-a-mutant-too\/","title":{"rendered":"I want to be a mutant, too"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I glanced at a map of the territory covered in Fallout 3, and immediately noticed that my neighborhood of Metro DC is not there. Once again, Prince George&#8217;s County, Maryland gets the shaft, with not even the University of Maryland getting any love. Once again, it&#8217;s all about downtown DC, northern Virginia and Montgomery County, MD &#8211; the city and the posher suburbs.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, our schools are terrible. And our county government is constantly being investigated for corruption. And the police force is on intimate terms with FBI civil rights investigators. And the UMD Terrapins aren&#8217;t much good at basketball anymore. All of which would make College Park, Greenbelt, New Carrollton and the environs a great place to spawn villainous mutants.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I glanced at a map of the territory covered in Fallout 3, and immediately noticed that my neighborhood of Metro DC is not there. Once again, Prince George&#8217;s County, Maryland gets the shaft, with not even the University of Maryland getting any love. Once again, it&#8217;s all about downtown DC, northern Virginia and Montgomery County, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5GFeQ-hv","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1085"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1085"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1085\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}