{"id":1058,"date":"2008-09-15T14:16:59","date_gmt":"2008-09-15T18:16:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/2008\/09\/15\/game-writing-gone-horribly-bizarre\/"},"modified":"2008-09-15T14:16:59","modified_gmt":"2008-09-15T18:16:59","slug":"game-writing-gone-horribly-bizarre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/2008\/09\/15\/game-writing-gone-horribly-bizarre\/","title":{"rendered":"Game Writing Gone Horribly Bizarre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gamespot.com\/pc\/strategy\/sidmeierscivilizationivcolonization\/news.html?sid=6197671&#038;om_act=convert&#038;om_clk=picks&#038;tag=picks;title;1\">Jon Miller&#8217;s multiplayer preview of <em>Civ 4: Colonization<\/em> at Gamespot<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>However, we remained mindful of the number of turns we had remaining in the game, since the ultimate goal of the game is to build your fledgling settlements into a <strong>nation that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s powerful enough to fight off the advances of your home country<\/strong> and declare independence.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Because nothing is worse than sexual harassment from the motherland.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Jon Miller&#8217;s multiplayer preview of Civ 4: Colonization at Gamespot. However, we remained mindful of the number of turns we had remaining in the game, since the ultimate goal of the game is to build your fledgling settlements into a nation that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s powerful enough to fight off the advances of your home country and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[8,2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5GFeQ-h4","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1058"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flashofsteel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}